{"id":190,"date":"2013-01-27T16:07:19","date_gmt":"2013-01-27T16:07:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sepiastories.wordpress.com\/?p=190"},"modified":"2013-01-27T16:07:19","modified_gmt":"2013-01-27T16:07:19","slug":"apologies-for-my-enforced-absence","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lainigiles.com\/?p=190","title":{"rendered":"Apologies for my enforced absence&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lainigiles.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/thermometer.jpeg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"210\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/lainigiles.com\/?attachment_id=210\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lainigiles.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/thermometer.jpeg?fit=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"300,300\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"thermometer\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lainigiles.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/thermometer.jpeg?fit=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-210\" alt=\"thermometer\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lainigiles.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/thermometer.jpeg?resize=239%2C239&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"239\" height=\"239\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lainigiles.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/thermometer.jpeg?w=300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lainigiles.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/thermometer.jpeg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 239px) 100vw, 239px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>So the new job, as all new jobs do, had a bit of a learning curve. Throw in the hellish commute and the nasty winter weather, and you&#8217;ll see why I haven&#8217;t been doing much over the last three months but working and coming home to collapse.<\/p>\n<p>Pre-Christmas brought a case of the creeping crud cold\/flu that everyone has been fighting. And just when I&#8217;d gotten over it and finally felt better, I suffered a relapse, and feared I had pneumonia (again).<\/p>\n<p>Fear not! It&#8217;s not pneumonia, just really wussy lungs, evidently. I don&#8217;t even smoke. How unfair is that? In the meantime, I&#8217;ve received two batches of edits for <em>Love Lies Bleeding<\/em>. The first have been turned in. The second I&#8217;m still trying to finish.<\/p>\n<p>I got a very excited reply from an agent several weeks back who was interested in reading more of <em>The Forgotten Flapper<\/em>, and requested the full. I&#8217;ve never had an agent respond with so many exclamation points. So that really got my juices pumping. It would be nice to see something besides a rejection for a change. Her &#8220;I love Olive and want to read more! Your story intrigues!&#8221; gave me enough encouragement to devote more time to my current WIP, which is still tiny, undeveloped, and needing more research.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t know if I&#8217;ve mentioned this before. I&#8217;m a terrible writer. That may cause you to stop reading this blog right now, but I just wanted to get it out there. I&#8217;m a terrible writer, but I&#8217;m a kickass REWRITER.<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;ve probably heard the old saying that first drafts are shit. In my case, its quadruply true. For me, a first draft is a couple suggestions of scenes, with utterly horrible dialogue and the merest suggestion of what I want to happen there.<\/p>\n<p>Then, once my research has kicked into high gear, I have to tweak timeline issues and re-arrange things. When I know more about my (real) characters, I develop their voices more. If I&#8217;m having problems with things I need them to say, I watch 20s\/30s movies or movies relating to the time period, and I listen closely for speech patterns, expressions, and slang. I read my Cassell&#8217;s Slang Dictionary, and I finally begin carving David out of that block of marble.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s awful, but it takes me a super long time to get going on a story just because the first draft is so freaking painful to write. It&#8217;s bad, and I know it&#8217;s bad, but I can see some potential there. Now I just have to work up my speed. Agents and editors won&#8217;t let you take two or three years to finish a book.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m back, with a wheeze only slight less annoying than Darth Vader. Stand over there if you&#8217;re nervous about me still being contagious.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So the new job, as all new jobs do, had a bit of a learning curve. 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